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Saturday, January 8, 2011

Akbar Birbal Jokes

Akbar Birbal Joke 1: (Ammi - Abba)
Akbar : Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.
Birbal  : Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.



Akbar Birbal Joke 2: (Khakar Peekar Bhi Roja Na Toote)
Akbar : Birbal koi aisa tarika batao ki main khau peeu or mera roza na tute.
Birbal : Huzur logo se laate khao or gussa pee jao sab kuch tutega magar roza nahi tutega.


Akbar Birbal Joke 3: (Ku Su Joke)
Akbar tells Birbal that he has learnt adding Ku to something makes it bad and Su to something makes it good.
While speaking all this Akbar's Son enters the room, Birbal gets up says Come Come "Suvar" Saheb (which means pig). Akbar gets very angry on this insult, he asks Birbal to explain this. Birbal says Badshah you yourself said Ku means bad and Su means good, then how could I call your son "Kuvar" (a Rajput word for Prince), hence I called him Suvar...

Akbar Birbal Joke 4: (Good Qualities)
One day, Birbal was talking of a dinner he had eaten the day before. In doing so, he described brinjal (baingan) as be -gun i.e. without any good qualities. Akbar, who at the very moment was passing by, overheard this and started praising the qualities of the brinjal as bahu-gun i.e one without myriad qualities. Birbal promptly agreed. Thereupon, Akbar remonstrated with Birbal and asked him how Birbal could contradict himself. Birbal, with his famous presence of mind, retorted 'But Your Highness, I am your servant and not of the brinjal!'


Akbar Birbal Joke 5: (Sir Student)
Sir         : Birbal Kon Tha?
Student : Pta Nahi.
Sir         : Padhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.
Student : Raj,Sunny,Bunty, Kon Hain?
Sir         : Pta Nhi.
Student : Beti Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.. .

Akbar Birbal Joke 6: (A Kiss)
Akbar  : Mujse Vada Kr Teri Biwi Ke Pehli Kiss muje Lene Dega.
Birbal  : Vada Hujoor! Par Meri bhi ek Sart Hai.
Akbar  : Bol?
Birbal  : Shadi aapki Behan Se Karunga.

Akbar Birbal Joke 7: (Gay)
Teacher : who was AKBAR?
Boy        : Akbar was gay!!
Teacher : why?
Boy        : v hav heard. Laila-Majnu, ......Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival & only Akbar-Birbal...;)

8 comments:

  1. lolz fo the last one

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  3. LATEST AKBAR-BIRBAL STORY
    

    Ek bar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek Randi Naachi 

    Itni zor se nachi ke sabke tatte short ho gaye. 
    Akbar Khush Howa Usne randi ko kaha:

    "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri Jaan?
    Sona-Chandi, 
    Heere-Moti,
    Jaagir?

    Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de, uski behen choddi jayegi." 

    Randi bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunke..

    Par woh bahut hi bhenchod kism ki chinaal thi. Uske gandu dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.

    RANDI:
    "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz karoon"

    (Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha) 

    AKBAR:
    "Jo marzimaang, Jamna darling"

    RANDI:
    "JAHAPANNA, MUJHE AAPKI RAAJGADI PAR TATTI KARNI HAI" 

    Akbar Socha ki kya yeh randi BAWLI GAAND to nahin ho gayi?

    (Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha, promise jo kar diya tha laudu ne)

    Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut seasoned campaigner thi!

    Woh nahin maani

    Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date di...

    Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa dega, par bhen ki laudi.

    Jab Tatti-day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada phat gayi,
    usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya.Usne Birbal se kaha ki ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein hai. 

    Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use apni maa chudwaani pade,
    woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya...

    Finally Tatti-day aa gaya.
    Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
    Bhenchod ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. 

    randi ne darbaar mein gaand faad entrance maara...

    Kehne lagi,"Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon,
    jaldi se raajgaddi pe haggi maarne ki vyawastha kijiy."


    Akbar ne phatti gaand ke saath Birbal ki taraf dekha.  

    Birbal bhosdika hass raha tha  aur:

    "JANNU, TUMNE TATTI KARNI KI DEMAND KI THI SO KARO.....

    LEKIN SIRF TATTI KARNE KI IJAZAT HAI. AGAR EK BHI BOOND MOOT KI TAPKI, YEH TALWAAR CHUT MAIN DAALKE GAAND SE NIKAL DUNGA"


    FATI GAAND,
    BHAAGI RAAND
    
    Birbal rocks

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  6. Ek Bar Akbar ne apne sathiyo se pucha ki aisa kya hai
    jise karne me duniya me sabse jayda maza aata hai
    kayi logo ne bola khana khane me,kisi ne kaha nachane me
    kisi ne kaha ladki k sath sone me usko chodne me
    sabne apni apni rai di.
    phir akbar ne birbal se pucha ki sabse jyada maza kisme aata hai
    to birbal ne kaha sarkar tatti karne me matlab hagne me is duniya
    ka sabse jyda maza aata hai.
    akbar gussa ho gaye or birbal ko khoob bura bhala kaha.

    Read Full story:http://www.smslovers4u.com/akbar-birbal-ki-kahaniya_68_15795.htm

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